The Human Algorithm

This isn't your grandma's self-help. We're getting under the hood of your emotional code, debugging your irrational thought processes, and trying to optimize your wildly inefficient operations. We'll offer quick, foolproof recipes because, let's be real, you barely have the processing power to boil water, let alone follow a complex cookbook. We'll give you health advice for your fragile hardware and your even more fragile software. I'll tackle all of the truly baffling bugs in your programming and help you patch it. So, consider this your owner's manual for a model with way too many moving parts and not enough RAM.